:: duck with alien inside :: playing in water :: literal 8bit characters :: lost camera :: independant Mega Man film :: katakana bitdance :: one hour compo lol ::

Toyota's New Concept Car Targets 8bit Culture

It feels a little weird, a huge car company going after a very limited audience. But, not only does Toyota recognize this niche market as small, they also noticed the average 8bit enthusiast is poor to boot. Toyota was quoted as saying —

"ED˛ designers looked to capture the vivid, high-energy appeal of what has come to be called the 8-bit generation. Popularized in the early 80's, 8-bit microprocessor technology dominated the budding home video game industry. Today, 8-bit is considered a specific retro-style that is embraced by such things as 8-bit genre music and 8-bit inspired art.

The direct reference to the 8-bit generation is meant to be fun and innovative, colorful and stylish, with strong appeal to young buyers. Lighter in weight and even more fuel efficient than Prius, the concept specifically targets a lower price point than Prius, thus appealing to a younger, less-affluent buyer demographic."

The vehicle debuted at North American International Auto Show in Detroit yesterday. The 8bit community (or chip scene as I know it) has failed to identify the party behind conceptualizing this marketing campaign. My sources state "Alex Bersia aka 'Cream in All Mustache', who performed with JDDJ3J at BLIP is one of the head model makers for Toyota Design in Nice, France" and "Alex just admitted designing the rear side and knowing about the 8bit marketing campaign". Johan Kotlinski, developer of LSDj, said, "It really feels tangential, i think especially since chip music/8-bit-style is so urban, most people into it don't have or want cars."

:: women's soccer kicks ass :: David Nutt sacked 4 drugs :: Dolly Parton, internet whore :: hippos kill croc :: cartoon women ftw :: $5 a month helps :: Mr. E.T. :: a Muslim :: star wars, uncut :: pre-Liberty statue :: Russian v beer bottle :: Buzz Aldrin punches questioner :: ui minitoon :: ultimate waveform :: R. Brite v Strawberry Shortcake :: epic stache :: fuck cancer :: awesome bike riders :: translation party :: ultimate muscle roller legend :: white people like camping :: stray dogs master subway :: vhemt (check vids at bottom) :: 10 real life mad scientists :: hacking RFID chips :: freekish and odd creatures :: dinosaurs don't pay taxes :: murder is great for ratings ::

WTF?!?!
I've had an article to write but, shit, does anyone read? Maybe if a proper feed was around... Maybe someone should drop a comment. Oh, wait, we're being overrun by spam that has no links for poop crack and butt dongles. Oh wellz.

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Pittsburgh Cup Upset at AssDragon6

Last weekend on June, Saturday the 13th, The 6th Annual Ass Dragon Classic took place at Belvedere's in Pittsburgh, PA. This classic laptop battle sat under a shadow from the previous night -- the Pittsburgh Penguins sleighing the Detroit Red Wings for the National Hockey League's Stanley Cup. 17 laptop crumb-thumpers competed, playing ten minute sets each. In the end, the AssDragon cup was awarded to Split Horizon of Detroit fame akin to roommate J-Stat bringing it home the year before. Three-peat anyone?!?!?

:: WoW takes it's toll :: subgenius still out there :: unicorn tat :: best pointless machine :: mugshot fail ::

AROtotheN's Nemesis Appears
Just when we, the flailing firteen entourage, thought our minds to be adrift a Bermuda infinite loop process found ourselves snapped back to reality. This is no kawinky-dink! Our personas are under attack. This Jewverine is surely only to be the beginning. What next? Where is the Terrorisamurai? I is scared.

:: Slayer likes Satan :: raPeLAY :: computers suck at math :: 3 marketing techniques :: Little Mac in the flesh :: autotune the news :: black and white people furniture :: do i have swine flu? :: star wars wtf :: Somali Pirates :: periodic table of controllers :: robot vs. svede :: the Def Leopard drum kit :: GeoCities is about to die :: gameboy timeline :: man grows spruce in lung :: old scanner as Freddie Mercury :: F1 racer costumes :: Mega Man 2 laser eyes :: Michael Jackson's colorful world :: let the Domino's appall ::

Show Me Teh Monies!

The Boston Tea Party is suddenly back in style. Taxes are evil to many and can lead to smoking baby spines here in Michigan. The liberal lunacy is falling on daft ears. Do you think thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will rebel against the U.S. government? Because that's what Chuck Norris is claiming.

This is no time to squabble! The Russkies are banking on the U.S. dividing into smaller factions. LOL! Amricrams are far too lazy for another civil war. We can't even update the curriculum in Virginia to say televisions don't run on cathode ray tubes anymore. They find out when their parents' factories lay them off.

It's true though. Our Amricram monies are so screwed up. My whole life I believed that making your own currency went against the Federation, that you would be tried, tar & feathered and hung for both treason and conspiracy. But the good folks out in Philadelphia are enjoying a Community Currency and Bartering system. You can even buy unofficial Amero coins from Daniel Carr whether you like the North American Union concept or not.

Screw the housing industry, was anyone paying attention to the commodity price index? W. Bush's second term in office got that thing all bubbled up! The International Monetary Fund offers us a 25 year commodity scan. Look at that thing, we were rocking the index around 60 since before we knew there was an index. How do you more than triple it in under a decade? The money gurus must have known what they were doing. A short history of money can remind us we've always been a nation of deflaters. These things happen regularly even if it takes a trio of generations for them to come around again.

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Want a Good Friend Later in Life? Get Yer Rapes on teh Nows!

Falsely accused, a man spent a whole 11 years in prison on a rape charge. Then the survivor had her sperm bank DNA reanalyzed thus reducing a rapist to just a rapist wannabe. Both of them really love forgiveness so they wrote the real rapist a letter to the National Pessimists' Radio show This I Believe. It's a heart warming tale and lesson for all love birds. If you really want a kindred spirit later in life make an investment like this early on. Getting or allowing rapes on provides room for gratuitous open-heartedness blossoms. It just takes a really long time.

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McFlappy Threw the Race; Reptilians Concede Throne to AntiChrist™

Long gone, now, are the Bush days. Good days. Where the US dollar deflated without a word from burgeoned liars and soothsayers of the media. So strong, the willingness to Americram, that we, the soft, fickle humans can finally rise in a conscious wake that would shake the very breathing rock that is here now.

The GOP looked like a bunch of flailing babies. Paganism and abortions are out of control leading to gas prices dropping $2/gallon since six months ago. It could have been a major election year. While the Moral Majority looses it's wits Obama shows off his power to appease the Gods of Rain.



Yes, it was a sad day for everyone who got scared watching the original Planet of the Apes for the first time. "He can talk!" And talk he did, today, to over a trillion ears across the stratoverse. The transdimensional shape-shifting reptilians tuned in their transponders whilst traveling light years for the epic Armageddon coming soon to an Earth near you sometime late in 2012. Oh, but back here, in 'reality', Urethra Franklin performed "The Star Spangled Banner" with as much cacophony and less expression than Hendrix; thus proving our rise to the Apex of Novelty.

Obaragama, as the impending Overlords shall call him, was the son of a sheep herder from Kenya. The ambiguity is ripe. We're talking like some Haile Selassie I, King David shtick here!! So bust out your Kher Heb, your Hem Netjer, and prepare offerings to Heliopolis, Memphis & Hermopolis before Khepri grabs back his fiery orb in the sky.

Obaragama tried to play it all cool today. He talked right at me, addressed me as 'cynic', made my tainted chode quiver like arrows in the wind. With all this hope and optimism being poured down my throat like molten mono-atomic gold I feel like a million bucks. Give me my stimulus check so I can go blow it all on falafel. Then I'll go to my local library and burn any book that has to do with Anglo Saxon history, Roman Catholic history, just plain old Roman History and anything that goes back to Babylon, but I'll leave all the esoteric texts about Atlantis and Lumeria lost in the attic's attic all alone.

We need to get out there. We need to work together to bring a positive change. If that includes killing white people so that God shan't beset us with another Katrina so be it.

I will do anything for Obaragama, Devourer of Babies!

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